Just one minute of your time. That's all it takes.

Think of what you can do in a minute. You could throw yourself off a building. You could kill a hundred innocent people with an assault rifle. You could drink a gallon of paint thinner. Or you could use that minute to join the W Road Cave Fan Club.

It's up to you.

I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, I can just ignore this message like all those other solicitation letters I get. Well, I'm here to tell you different. You're on my list, pal, and I'm not letting you off until you join the W Road Cave Fan Club.

It's that simple.

So, unless you want further harassment, use the next minute a bit more wisely than you did the last. Don't waste any more of your time with moronic letters like this one. Just join the Club.

It's like a giant asteroid, pal, streaking towards the Earth. And you don't even see it coming.

Sincerely,


"Big Al" Centrella
Director of Membership